Caffeinated Coopwear

🐔 Caffeinated Coopwear – “Cluckin’ Wired” Hoodie

This ain’t your average barnyard hoodie. Meet the feathered chaos machine who’s had three cups too many and is now pecking espresso grounds off the coop floor. It’s weird. It’s wild. It’s wonderful.

☕ Fueled by Brew, Ruled by Roosters
This design features a jittery mug-hopping chicken in full meltdown mode — the official mascot of sleep-deprived poultry and coffee-loving humans everywhere.

🌈 Too Loud? Just Right.
With bold colors and unhinged energy, this hoodie isn’t for blending in. It’s for standing out like a hen in a hardware store.

🧵 Comfy Chaos
Soft, cozy, and warm enough for those early morning feedings (or late-night doom scrolls). This hoodie was made for lounging, laughing, and caffeinated clucking.

🎁 A Perfectly Unhinged Gift
Know someone who loves chickens, coffee, and unreasonably loud fashion? This one’s for them. (Yes, it can be you.)